beenis

1. Like a penis, only hollow, made out of paper and full of angry bees, wasps or hornets, and not naturally attached to a human body.

2. A regular penis ravaged by bees.

"So Mary went to the bathroom with the guy, only to run out screaming moments later. Turns out he had a beenis!"

by Raem September 28, 2006

Beeville

Beeville is a city in Bee County, Texas, United States, with an estimated population of 13,290 in 2013. It is the county seat of Bee County and home to the main campus of Coastal Bend College. The area around the city contains three prisons operated by the Texas Department of Criminal Justice. Many of the stately homes, commercial buildings, and schools in the area, including the Bee County Courthouse, were designed by architect William Charles Stephenson, who came to Beeville in 1908 from Buffalo, New York. Beeville is a National Main Street City. Gutzon Borglum, the sculptor of Mount Rushmore, and son Lincoln, took up residence in the city during the time Rushmore was being sculpted.

I Moved back to Beeville from Calallen because Beeville Trojans always defeat the wildcats.

by Calallen_Hater_289164 October 13, 2019

beavis engine

A stste reached by a person when he/she is excessively high on drugs such as cocaine or amphetamines, and is unable to stop talking - mainly beavisesque gibberish and to the utter annoyance of the poor individual who has to listen.

Speed freak : blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...(mindless on going shit)...

Normal person : "Dude you've reached Beavis Engine ."

by slssfw April 29, 2005

beavis and butthead

The best thing MTV ever had, along with Jackass, but it still beats that by a large scale. MTV fucked up by stopping it, but they may redeem themselves by starting fresh in the summer of 2011.

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO, I NEED TP, FOR MY BUNGHOLE

beavis and butthead

by TheGreatCornholio123 March 1, 2011

Beavis

male equivalent to the "dumb blonde" stereotype; taken from the television series Beavis and Butt-Head created by Mike Judge. dumbblondeman

"They misunderestimated me."
- George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)

...best example of a beavis.

by ChaChaVia October 26, 2008

Beavising

To play air guitar enthusiastically in a repetitive manner, accompanied by half-assed guitar sounds in a way reminiscent of Beavis from Beavis and Butthead.

Works best with metal or hard rock.

Dude, why are you beavising to an Alanis Morisette song?

by Spokmage July 28, 2007

Beeves

Plural of beef. Funny word.

Yo soy los biftecs (beeves) con queso.

by Paulie T. May 16, 2006