Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

Rock N Roll Bedtime

An Excellent Sexual Episode with a Fit Partner just before going to sleep.

Karl: "Dude, I'm still knackered after having a Rock N Roll Bedtime last night!"

Dom: "Lucky Fucker!"

by The Rock N Roller October 22, 2009

set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".

guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.

Man, go read grandma a bed time story.

by DIE May 28, 2003

Bedtime

A ritual containing two or more friends, where they each get into bed and lay as close to each other as they can, in the dark.

Bedtime is best when people involved have a deep conversation about life, but they can also just talk about lighthearted things.

What is said at bedtime can never be repeated.

Rule one of Bedtime is do not talk about Bedtime.

Person 1: Hey, wanna come do bedtime
Person 2: Yeah i’ve been having a rough time.. that’d be nice.

by p1ef4ce November 9, 2024

pool bedtime

When playing pool for a long period of time, the point at which the standard of play drops off significantly. This is often sudden, and results in an incredibly long frame of shoddy pool.

Will:- "Mate, this frame is taking forever"

Tom:- "We've gone past pool bedtime, definitely our last frame"

by rnqs23 November 30, 2010

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017