bedanchor

Noun - it is a person who's sole goal is to keep the bed warm, and provide any services that have to do with the bed,. for another person.

... My bedanchor better be ready with that massage when I get home.

by BJ's MaxPar March 8, 2020

Bednan

Cannabis joint

“I can smell bednan”
“Craving a bednan”

by simmy.javile May 30, 2020

Bedbang

(Verb) The act of banging your hand against your bed in order to communicate over a discord call as opposed to using your voice.

(Noun) The noise made by performing the verb.

Archie: *bedbang*

"Bruh, he just did a bedbang, do it again"

by StrollSZN November 3, 2020

bedang

a term used to describe the movement of a penis penetrating a vagina on a bed while clapping together 2 cymbals and fucking the shit outta the female while the cymbals noise covers her screams

"shit that hoe screams like kim k getting ray j's dick shoved up her ass u better bedang that shit if u gonna fuck her "

by ProPD June 26, 2016

Bedan

Bedan is an Egyptian slang that means testicles, also used as an adjective which refers to something or someone being annoying or unfunny (can be used as a verb too)

A: hey do you want to hear a joke.

B: sure as long as the joke wasn't bedan.

A: Alright, do you know why lights in Lebanon hate schools... Because they always went out.

B: dude, you are very bedan.

by Prof. Zeby manga October 9, 2020

Berdan

A Turk/Kurd f*ckboy known to every single person in the Turk/Kurd community. Often talked about in groupchats.

Person 1 : “Do you know Berdan?”
Person 2 : “The f*ckboy?”
Person 1 : “Yeppp that one”

by Fanatic123 May 4, 2019

Bearanoia

Bearanoia is a disturbed thought process characterized by excessive anxiety or fear of bears, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Bearanoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat of bears. In the original Greek, !@##&^^*%@; (bearanoia) simply means really fuckin' scared of bears (beara = bears ; nous = really fuckin' scared of) and, historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state concerning bears.

Stephen Colbert suffers from bearanoia. Timothy Treadwell did not.

by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007