Bedbugs

The modern-day version of the Black Plague.

The only difference between bedbugs and the black plague is that the plague kills you with fevers and sores, while bedbugs make you itch to death.

by Foamy Chewbacca Jr. April 14, 2011

Bedbugs

They live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.

"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."

by MadamexXx March 14, 2009

Belbustiche

The ultimate orgasm/ejaculation

Belbustiche! (German accent recommended)

by Bxa cRu July 6, 2003

bedputing

To use a computer in bed.

George was bedputing because he was too lazy to get up and use the desktop.

by keehn December 22, 2008

BedBot

A Bedbot is an unsociable person. Even though they desire to have a personal connection with others, they find it hard to be anything other than a tsundere. They tend to troll a lot and don't often seem to care whether or not the person realizes so. In conjunction with the satisfaction they receive from trolling others, they also enjoy the attention, negative or not.

Person 1: "Oh wow, look at that girl over there, she's acting like such a bedbot."

Person 2: "You mean the girl who's teasing the guy over there?"

Person 1: "Yeah."

by ZenoTheFemboy December 9, 2021

chum drum bedrum

A Russian man wearing a jumpsuit made of wool

Hey , have you seen that dude. He totally looked like chum drum bedrum

by Definition creator September 16, 2017

Bedbug

A man that thinks of nothing but sex.

Danny is a bedbug, he won't stop bugging Cheryl to sleep with him.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006