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Babies

A common side effect of shady hotels and prom night, Babies are one of the most common forms of Sexualy Transmitied Byproducts. Other common STB’s include but are not limited too: Sticky fingers, smegma, the condition known as pizza-delivery-related-trauma, running out of shampoo, an aroma of old tuna, the walk of shame, the walk of fame, sleeping on the wet patch, clean pipes, grilled cheese, and lastly, waking-up-too-someone-who- definitely-isn't-who-you-were-looking-at-last-night-(maybe). Note that these are common STB’s of first, second, third base as well as The Homerun. For more information on the STB’s of acts such as The Backdoor, Dirty Sanchez, Arizona Top Hat, Covert Cherry Picker, The Not-So-Solid-Snake or anything related to blow-up sea creatures, please ask your parents.

Babies, being a common STB, are an important condition to learn about due to the fact that they can and will ruin your life. There are many ways to prevent babies such as: Male condoms, female condoms, hundreds of proven forms of female birth control, the one experimental form of male birth control, bleach, and lastly, guilt.

Remember to talk to your doctor about the dangers of Babies as well as other forms of STB’s
"HOLY SHIT BRENDA, WHAT IS THAT CRAWLING OUT OF YOU?!?!?!?!"
"Oh that? I Caught Babies about 6 months ago..."
by Yo boy, Stevo February 27, 2017
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Killing Babies

Slang for jerking off.
Killing off thousands of possible babies.
Ill be right back, I have to go kill some babies.

Hes in the bathroom Killing Babies.
by KILLKEV March 10, 2005
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National kick Babies day

Every 11th of January you maybe kick any baby without getting arrested
It's National kick Babies day
Approach the baby kick the baby, baby goes '' ahhhh''.
by D3n1ss January 2, 2021
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d1 babies

when two absolute units decide to have kids in the idea that they will be superior athletically
That female 5’11” and i’m tryna have d1 babies with her
by CoochieObtainer November 19, 2019
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Bone Marrow Babies

A bone marrow baby is when "alt girls" or "kam girls" use their bone marrow to make a baby.

how long can they survive?
Answer: not even one week and he/she/alien gone

What do they look like?
Answer: imagine a human with 5 eyes, 9 arms and 1 leg with 4 tongues
the mom: Hey! Say mommy.. say mommy....
the baby: &@^$9284&@(@*/2(@93&55*
the mom: oh sweetie you will learn more words 🥰
the baby: €✓¥´×€{₩`ו€¥`02848
*after 4 days*
mom: *screams* WHY DID HE DIE?!

some guy: bone marrow babies am i right? 😂
by Prax1s October 18, 2020
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Bebe

someone you can call you're significant other
someone you love but you don't have a label yet
someone you want to be boyfriends/girlfriends with but you guys have no label
She is my bebe because i love her but we dont have a label yet so we don't know what to call each other so we call ourselves bebe
by Jurr jurr January 23, 2019
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You eat babies!

The next internet Meme. Said by John Marston to a sasquatch on undead nightmare, red dead redemption. spread it and let it be known!
Sasquatch: We eat berries, and mushrooms you fool!

John Marston: You eat babies!
by thebigASSbuster May 13, 2011
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