wife-beater-status

An adjective used to describe someone who is jacked and has just the right chest and ab muscles to fit perfectly into a wife beater. In addition to chest and abs, arms (biceps, triceps, and deltoids) must also be tone and muscular. Obtained by using the bench-press and doing push-ups.

JT: Dude, going to the gym is going to get us to wife-beater-status!
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.

KD: True son.

by JTandKD June 25, 2009

beaverstick

The penis and especially an impressive penis, the beaverstick is often used in the attitude adjustment of surly women.

He was said to have wielded a mighty beaverstick in his day.

by Mo Dixley July 26, 2006

Beakters

A term used to describe a head on a stick; or something resembling a head on a stick.

Yo, did you see Jamal carrying around that sweet ass beakters?

by Da Business September 3, 2008

senorita beater

British term for Spanish lager. In the same vain as Stella Artois is known as wife beater.

Fancy a pint of senorita beater?

by Unkn0wnz0r! October 7, 2005

cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

Beater's remorse

Intense regret after masturbating; derived from buyer's remorse.

"I had some terrible beater's remorse after jerking it to the Golden Girls."

by O.M.Bonoose December 9, 2008

Wife Beater Course

A class or course so simple and passable that it's as easy as beating your wife.

Hey Bro, did how was ECON 101?

That class was literally a wife beater course my guy.

by Rom Tunde C*ck June 10, 2022