bean

A person of liberal politics and crusty, pseudo-alternative clothing. Common in London. Frequents Glastonbury, WOMAD and similar festivals. Would like to be a new-age traveller, but prefers the security of a well-paid job with pension. Passionate reader of 'The Guardian'. Professes to have 'leftie' politics, but is actually fascistic and very intolerant, especially as regards to victims of crime, bullying and abuse, blaming the victim rather than the offender. Origin: Billy Baked Bean, a well-known narcoleptic and dipsomaniac in London, who shouts from the rooftops about the Battle of the Beanfield being the defining moment in class struggle in the twentieth century.
'Did you see all those beans in the Albert last night, quaffing their pints and talking about Tibet?'
by John 21 October 02, 2006
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A lesbian, originally a contraction of lez-bean.
If that sweathog is not of the bean persuasion, there ain't no cows in Texas.
by mellon brain September 19, 2008
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who walk mean, stand up on your block and burn a bean
sir ballentine, lookin at this bitch while behind
the thing that's fucking up a girl is that swine
then turn around take my last pull off the L
these niggas on the block keep looking at me well
by big dick saloon July 17, 2008
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-the act of eating food

-your car running out of gas

-your head
Hey man, you want to go to the gym?
-No I ate way to much bean!

My damn car just ran out of bean!

You see that, I just hit that Grandma right in the bean.
by Haks0894 February 19, 2009
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getting some 'action' from a boy.

equivalent of 'poon'

girl: im going to get bean at the party on the weekend
by supsfdcgehlfseowi April 07, 2009
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Refering to a single Beaner in a group of Mexicans/Spanish people.
Watchout for beaners when driving through mexico, sometimes a stray Bean will run in front of you.
by Tyler Lindahl February 16, 2008
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East Atlanta slum man is where I come from
Pass that bubble thrax and put this bean on your tongue.
by Wenwen_Tiara April 10, 2008
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