Bayou Bunny

A marital aid used by hillbillies, rednecks, swamp dwellers and their families. Made by hotwiring a rampant rabbit into the electrics of an airboat and then attaching it to the drivers seat. The whole family then go giggin.

When accelarating and moving at high speeds is when it is most effective and pleasurable because the people who would use them have normally been hollowed out by their brother/cousin/father.
Joe: 'Hey Caity! You look happy!'

Caity: ' Gonna take Chris with the family and show him a true bayou bunny!'

Joe: 'wow'
by Two Spoon Destroyer January 01, 2021
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Blackout bayou day

December 22nd, the day you and your closest friends are supposed to black out together in the bayou. 10/10 bonding experience.
That Jean kids a real boner, he refuses to celebrate blackout bayou day
by Bigskier December 23, 2024
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Bayou Carcajou

A Pit Bull, Staffordshire Terrier, or other highly aggressive bully breed dog in the deep South
"If that Bayou Carcajou get loose and hurt a kid, every man in this Parish gonna kill it!"
by Snickers 8662 August 24, 2019
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Bayou bliss

its like lean except you put molly percocet and lsd in it its sold in texas bayous hence the name bayou bliss
by FemboyPebis July 31, 2021
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country bayou musicfest

A place where they have a compilation of concerts, usually a bunch of very unhappy couples go that are just trying to make a situation work (Desperate wives, drag their husbands.) a place where you can listen to sad country music that describes misery)
“my Mousey looking wife Cindy dragged me to country bayou musicfest“
by Sikemike June 24, 2018
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Bayou Billy

A simpleton. Much like it's relative the redneck or hillbilly, this form of simpleton usually is from Louisiana. They can however come from Florida as well. They are extremely hard to understand and usually lack most brain cells.
"as dumb as a bayou billy"
by KillerTool88 August 24, 2020
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Bayou Hucklebuck

A Bayou Hucklebuck is the act of cramming as many live crawfish in the anus of a gypsy woman and then giving her a stiff ass pounding. The pounding can be done with your cock, fist, garden vegetable or sporting equipment.

I’m nice the deed is done a fifth of MD 20/20 is shared between the two as a term of endearment.
For $20 you can get a Bayou Hucklebuck down on Bourbon street, just show up and as for Kenny and Steve.
by Gay4Clents August 24, 2023
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