master bates

a character in Oliver Twist's name is charlie bates. mr. Dickens thought it would be funny to call him Master.
and hence we have master bates

(in case you didn't realize, it sounds like masturbates.)

"That when the Dodger, and his accomplished friend Master Bates..."
-Oliver Twist

by i. M. Cold April 14, 2010

Master Bates

A good professional sounding name to use online or to write down on paper. People usually don't get it til they say it aloud.

Hello. I am Master Bates. How are you?

by MaddiW. March 30, 2009

Gill Bates

The complete opposite if Bill Gates, who has failed at running Sicromoft and is billions of dollars in debt because he didnt steal Apple's OS system to improve on it.

Gill Bates... What a fucker

by James Lowe December 7, 2004

kai bates

A kai bates is an amazing, kind, loveable boy. They are always there for you when you and they never break a promise. Kai's are usually popular. They don't cheat and they are very loyal. Kai's don't normally choose the right girls for themselves. They are very sexy and hot. If you get a kai then hold on to him...he's a keeper! ;)

OMG did you see Kai Bates
Yeah OMG he's so popular and hot
His girlfriends so lucky
Yeah he's a keeper ;)

by Imma stay anon ;) September 28, 2013

Master Bates

A tried and true weathered deck hand.

No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.

Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail

2, a first class sail puller

3, energetic as they cum

Weaknesses include:

1, weak and usually bruised wrists

Aye heard tell that all the wenches love te walk in and catch Master Bates polishing his canon!

by ⚔☠⚔™ ayepirate.com September 3, 2014

Cathy Bates from Misery

To drag down a loved one for your own personal gain, as did Cathy Bates in the movie "Misery".

Damn girl, you told Ben you were pregnant so he'd stay with you? That's some straight up Cathy Bates from Misery shit!

by 0/0\0 August 9, 2008

Genlo Bates

An advanced form of Genlo only acquired by 10 years of Genlo-ism. Tends to enjoy late night walks on the beach and being called Master Bates by his "little people" in his basement.

"No Masta Bates. I need to feed my family."

OR

"Genlo Bates, you are under arrest for 28 counts of child molestation."

by Genlo's Ride April 14, 2009