Block Bitching

Block Bitching is when two parties on Messenger, Skype or some other messenger services, threatens to block each other through the service when they aren't really settling aside their differences using the chat. This can often cause one or both parties to set up new email accounts just for the situation, get back up from teams and enforcements and create other usernames to get them back or to avoid each other or get a reaction from the other person just because of the 'Block' function.

The Ignore button in a chatroom is pretty much the same thing!

Person A: You are special!
Person B: You're BLOCKED!

Person A: Going to start block bitching now?
Person B: ...
Person A: I'm going to set up another account to see if I could get an answer from you.

by I_am_a_loser September 8, 2013

Sip The Bitching

When a person is owned so badly that they are forced to stay quiet.

When someone is shut out in beer pong the losing team would be told to "sip the bitching"

by Miraj June 23, 2008

bathing apes

Something that Soulja Boy has and haters are angry about his possession of them. They are presumably primates in the shower, but the real origin is unknown.

Haters getting mad 'cause I got me some bathing apes.

by Danny Zeff March 21, 2008

Bitching Buddy

A Bitching Buddy (BB) is someone that only talks to (well, complains) to you when something is bothering them. They may appear to be a good friend, when all they do is 'bitch' about other people or anything that bothers them. During a Bitching Buddy episode, the BB may say things like, "I'm so glad I talked with you; you're such a good friend"...blah, blah, blah. However, under normal circumstances they may not give you the time of day! Being a Bitching Buddy victim is not fun, especially when your kindness (taking the time out of your day to listen to the BB's horsehit) is completely disregarded once you make them feel better.

You-"Oh hi, BB! How are you doing? I haven't seen you in a long time."

BB-"Oh girl, my life is shambles right now! My boyfriend cheated on me with another man and I don't know what to do. I haven't eaten in days, I haven't been to the gym, I don't know what to do.....(bitching continues for about an hour or so)"

You-(insert some very good advice here)

BB-"Girl, you know exactly how to make me feel better! I love you girl, this is why we're great friends. Let's do lunch (empty promise)."

You-"Okay, that would be a lot of fun...maybe we could try next week?"

*BB sees someone that she knows*

BB-"Oh hey, Person-that-I-know!!! Wait up girl...I'm starving, let's get lunch."

*You feeling used and alone*

You-She's such a Bitching Buddy!!

by LPerri116 October 2, 2011

Apple Earphone Bitching

Where someone bitches about the quality, and/or lack of bass with the earphones supplied as standard with the apple ipods.

Ross: Ugh, these apple earphones are wank. So little bass.

Julian: Geezus, calm down and stop apple earphone bitching.

Ross: Whore

by Ross McPwn October 15, 2011

Circular Bitching

One who will complain to everyone but the subject of the complaint. You will hear about this complaint from everyone but the complainer.

1. Dean was circular bitching to everyone about me sleeping with his girlfriend!

2. (guy #1) Dude you shouldnt've slept with his girlfriend, man.
(guy #2) Why is that asshole circular bitching!

by tomtom192 March 8, 2006

Batching Off

Another word for pleasuring yourself to orgasm.

"I was batching off to porno yesterday in my bedroom because I was horny

by YelloIamJeff May 25, 2008