bartard

when ur asshole turns blue/purple due to drug usage

"bro lemme see ur bartard"
"nah bro im off the xans"

by lamerbbq February 3, 2019

bartard

when someones asshole turns blue/purple as a result of drug use

"bro lemme see ur bartard"
"nah bro I quit the xans"

by lamerbbq February 3, 2019

Barnard-castling

Getting caught out by your partner for using outlandish excuses.

Totally caught Ben Barnard-castling last night when he tried to bluff his way out of why he didn’t have dinner ready. His excuse was downright pathetic!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

bartard

a retard who is always at the bar

That guy is always 17 beers deep. He is a bartard.

by bartardbabe April 30, 2021

barwaddlekweef

when you mess up so badly you get disowned and get raped

Damnit! i barwaddlekweefed that shot.

by barwaddlekweef February 15, 2022

barwaddlekweef

when you fuck up something so bad you’re parents disown you

God damnit you really barwaddlekweefed that one.

by barwaddlekweef February 15, 2022

Barnard Castle

Rape capital of County Durham

I’d stay away from barnard castle, you’ll get raped

by Geoff walton June 6, 2022