A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
Get the Bari Mahir Paradoxmug. becarefull Baris is here
by Flusy1 March 28, 2022
Get the Barismug. Guy1: Yo saw Baris yesterday, dude was zoomin on the road.
Girl1: Totally! he is so hot with that daredevil act!
Girl1: Totally! he is so hot with that daredevil act!
by satyriasis November 21, 2021
Get the Barismug. I'm quivering. I'm on my knees. I'm sucking dick. Balls in my mouth. Drool down my face. Whimpering. Crying even. Tears down my face. Cum in my throat. Gagging. Horny. Wet. Dripping even. Soaking if you will. Swallowing cum. Clit throbbing. Dick pulsating in my mouth. Eyes rolling back. Hair being gripped. Sucking and fucking.
by urmamagaytbh October 5, 2021
Get the barimug. An extremely handsome Turkish man who’s also intelligent, kind, and peaceful! Baris’ literal meaning is “peace” which is why they are so kind, caring, sympathetic, and understanding of everybody that they come across. He’s amazing with women.
Baris’ tend to have strong work ethic, great sense of humor, and are very passionate about the things that they do. The reason that they are very practical and hospitable is because they’re Turkish. These qualities pass on to them via Baris’ ancient ancestors.
Baris’ tend to have cool hobbies such as working out, martial arts, driving cool cars, flying airplanes, or are musicians! Baris’ positive energy radiates. This is why people are always trying to be around him.
If you meet a Baris! You’re in luck because you’ll never meet another another person like him ever again!
Baris’ tend to have strong work ethic, great sense of humor, and are very passionate about the things that they do. The reason that they are very practical and hospitable is because they’re Turkish. These qualities pass on to them via Baris’ ancient ancestors.
Baris’ tend to have cool hobbies such as working out, martial arts, driving cool cars, flying airplanes, or are musicians! Baris’ positive energy radiates. This is why people are always trying to be around him.
If you meet a Baris! You’re in luck because you’ll never meet another another person like him ever again!
Example 1
Person 1: “Do you know Baris?”
Person 2: “Of course! Who doesn’t know Baris? LOL”
Example 2
Woman: “I wish I was dating Baris. He’s everything a woman can ever want”
Example 3
Man 1: “Bro — this dude Baris is the coolest MF that I know”
Man 2: “Yeah bro! Let’s go hang out with him!”
Person 1: “Do you know Baris?”
Person 2: “Of course! Who doesn’t know Baris? LOL”
Example 2
Woman: “I wish I was dating Baris. He’s everything a woman can ever want”
Example 3
Man 1: “Bro — this dude Baris is the coolest MF that I know”
Man 2: “Yeah bro! Let’s go hang out with him!”
by MrPilotManBarryT November 21, 2021
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Get the Barimug.