Chap baps

A more complimentary alternative to man boobs, or moobs.

An upper class man boob.

I say, look at those chap baps.

He's the prime minister, he doesn't have moobs he has chap baps.

by tommy_toepoke October 2, 2010

bapst

verb. to pwn all n00bz (presque isle high school, ellsworth high school, bucksport high school, bangor high school, hampden academy, hermon high school, brewer high school) in everything, including academics, sports, partying and fashion sense. derived from a college prep school in bangor, maine.

"we completely bapsted presque isle in the playoff soccer game!"
"our SAT scores bapst everyone elses."

by jj and abs April 17, 2008

the baps

bisexual anal poop sex

quaids got the baps

by asdf December 5, 2003

BAPS

Burning Ass Piss Syndrome (BAPS). BAPS is a painful form of diarrhea, the onset of which is usually caused by binge drinking on the previous night.

"I have a horrible case of BAPS this morning. How many shots did I have last night?"

by Bellesmommy May 23, 2013

Chaps Before Baps

See Bros Before Hoes

The unwritten law that the Chaps (friends) should always come before Baps (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your Chaps when they feel you are becoming whipped or are blowing you off for the Baps

'get here at 8 we're hittin the town hard tonight'

'..no can do spending time with gf'

'wtf chaps before baps, bros before hoes, we'll see you then.'

'fair play, see you then'

by thisismypseudonymbenice December 1, 2009

Baps

(adj.) When something can't get any more awesome

1. Man, that's totally baps.
2. Yo, dude, that party last night was THE BAPS!

by Dani&Caleb October 17, 2008

creamy baps

when a pregnant woman tries to brestfeed but insted of clean mlk.a curdled and grisly mixture comes out of her nipple.

dave ` we will have no creamy baps here mary thanks`

by 23gnm3 February 19, 2010