A writhing cesspool. Not only is the gene pool shallow, it is stagnant. Yes, everyone looks the same, example: Dundalk. Similar to Calcutta, except that Baltimore has more homeless and more drug users. How do you get there from DC? Take I 95N until you get to the big green sign that says "Ghetto" - if the sign and/or the light pole next to it hasn't been stolen and sold for drug money. Worst city ever. period. Nasty ass place. The only people that like it are people that were born there and have never been anywhere else, which is 90% of the pathetic population. All streets are lined with chicken shacks and hair weavers, oh, and bums too.
"Hon, git me sum dem cra caks ana beer, hon. Wachout - dem hood boys be shooten up gins." A Baltimore crack head with several STDs.
by everyone who has ever lived there September 25, 2006
The largest city in Maryland which is home to:
1.) An overrated aquarium that makes you pay through the nose and stand on a five mile line to get in the door
2.)A shitty baseball team that is run by a lousy owner who fires every decent manager he's ever had
3.)An East-Side that makes post nuclear-bombed Nagasaki look like heaven on earth
4.) Overpriced Parking garages
5.) A scary anime convention held every summer in which thousand of costume wearing anime fans make it look like Dawn Of The Dead has hit baltimore
6.)Dundalk...need I say more?
7.) Highlandtown....ditto
8.)The country's highest murder rate
9.) More gang wars than Chicago or NYC combined
10.) Sisqo (God help us)
1.) An overrated aquarium that makes you pay through the nose and stand on a five mile line to get in the door
2.)A shitty baseball team that is run by a lousy owner who fires every decent manager he's ever had
3.)An East-Side that makes post nuclear-bombed Nagasaki look like heaven on earth
4.) Overpriced Parking garages
5.) A scary anime convention held every summer in which thousand of costume wearing anime fans make it look like Dawn Of The Dead has hit baltimore
6.)Dundalk...need I say more?
7.) Highlandtown....ditto
8.)The country's highest murder rate
9.) More gang wars than Chicago or NYC combined
10.) Sisqo (God help us)
Baltimore: Harm City
by Vincent October 28, 2004
Maryland's largest city. It's more of a piece of shit than Annapolis. Has the highest crime rate, and HIV infection rate in the United States. It's filthy, and you cant buy anything without it being stolen.
by FUCK BALTIMORE October 10, 2006
Home of Edgar Allen Poe, Babe Ruth, the shot tower, Lexington market, Dru hill, and Druid hill park. when people envision Baltimore they see the Wire.They are partly right.
The city has it's share of "corner boys" but what place doesn't? There's lots to love about baltimore and that's putting crab cakes at the bottom of the list .You have the hard hitting ravens whose defense is capable of stopping some of the league's greatest offenses. Did you know tupac lived in baltimore for sometime? yup, he went to the Baltimore school for the arts. Along with Jada Pinkett-Smith.
Then there Marble hill along Druid Hill Avenue, all of the stairs of the row homes are marble.
Baltimore is a great place to live and visit just go and see
The city has it's share of "corner boys" but what place doesn't? There's lots to love about baltimore and that's putting crab cakes at the bottom of the list .You have the hard hitting ravens whose defense is capable of stopping some of the league's greatest offenses. Did you know tupac lived in baltimore for sometime? yup, he went to the Baltimore school for the arts. Along with Jada Pinkett-Smith.
Then there Marble hill along Druid Hill Avenue, all of the stairs of the row homes are marble.
Baltimore is a great place to live and visit just go and see
by treydizzle April 1, 2011
A virtual stink hole located in the eastern part of Maryland, Baltimore consists of five principal elements: Ambulances, Drugs, Murder, Black People, and Police.
Going for a stay in Baltimore? Don't leave your hotel room. Need a drink, or a meal? Order Pizza, or go eat/drink in your hotel's bar. The drinks are higher priced because your life isn't on the line. Baltimore's football team is horrible, and home to the NFL's only murderer, Ray Lewis, a person who reflects the city's attitude with great pride: loud, ignorant, abrasive, and dangerous.
Baltimore's Inner Harbor provides a brief bit of relaxation between watching your wallet, running from gangster rappers, and dodging speeding fire trucks. But, sadly, this is pretty much painting a dodge neon the same color as a dodge viper and expecting it to go as fast. The panhandlers, unemployed thugs, and crack dealers will quickly ruin the charm of even something as beautiful as the Inner Harbor very quickly.
For tourists, literally, do not leave your hotel lobby. If you insist, you can probably walk about 1/2 block to 1 block in any direction before you enter a war zone of murder and drugs.
Going for a stay in Baltimore? Don't leave your hotel room. Need a drink, or a meal? Order Pizza, or go eat/drink in your hotel's bar. The drinks are higher priced because your life isn't on the line. Baltimore's football team is horrible, and home to the NFL's only murderer, Ray Lewis, a person who reflects the city's attitude with great pride: loud, ignorant, abrasive, and dangerous.
Baltimore's Inner Harbor provides a brief bit of relaxation between watching your wallet, running from gangster rappers, and dodging speeding fire trucks. But, sadly, this is pretty much painting a dodge neon the same color as a dodge viper and expecting it to go as fast. The panhandlers, unemployed thugs, and crack dealers will quickly ruin the charm of even something as beautiful as the Inner Harbor very quickly.
For tourists, literally, do not leave your hotel lobby. If you insist, you can probably walk about 1/2 block to 1 block in any direction before you enter a war zone of murder and drugs.
by TheLastTrueWord June 6, 2005
By far one of the worse cities to hit America. Baltimore is crawling with crime everywhere, the police force is highly corrupt and will do anything to hide crime that occurs and downgrade the crimes to minor offenses so the Mayor can claim "Crime is down yay!" If that is true then why is there almost 300 homicides every year? Forgot, can't hide homicides or "downgrade" them. Officers have been convicted for raping girls in the stations, robbing drug dealers, selling drugs they confiscate and whatever else they can do. The Mayor claims the city is doing better when in fact, more people are leaving the city rather then coming to it. Work is a word most people from Baltimore have never too seriously. Your lucky if you live to the age of 16 without being shot, stabbed, beaten, robbed, or even killed. The city is extremely dirty and the corrupt police force makes it even worse. I have lived in the city my whole life, (18 years) and now I am leaving it. Don't come to Baltimore, your won't get out alive.
"Baltimore can offord a football sadium, but can't offord to save a young childs life, go Ravens!"
"Second most violent city in America, possibly reaching most dangerous this year."
"Fuck Baltimore, it's a slum and will never be a nice city"
I went to Baltimore and my car got stolen.
"Second most violent city in America, possibly reaching most dangerous this year."
"Fuck Baltimore, it's a slum and will never be a nice city"
I went to Baltimore and my car got stolen.
by A Fellow Baltimorean August 4, 2006
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