Baldstache

A person who would prefer to have more hair on their head and compensates by growing a robust moustache.

Examples: Shakespeare, Jay Buhner, Spain's soccer coach, Ghandi, The Monopoly Guy

Did you see that guy's fantastic baldstache?

by Baldstache June 24, 2009

Ballsfuck

A person who is really pissing you off when you are trying to concentrate on somthing important

Seriously man stop being a ballsfuck!!!

by brothers of bulgaria and other March 10, 2010

Ballsac Tango

That funny dance guys do in extreme high temperatures in an attempt to dislodge an errant testicle from sticking to their thigh when simply grabbing oneself is not appropriate or possible. Reminiscent of a cowboy walk/leg shake/repeat.

"His balls were so sticky that he had to do the ballsac tango every few steps in order to have proper danglage." (Danglage - see "Danglage" or "Dangling fury".)

by Tainted in AZ August 13, 2010

Out like a Ballsack on a Friday Night

–verb
1. To leave or to go somewhere else alot in one night.

2. To be in many places in a small amount of time.

3. To experience a great deal of enjoyment in one area.

Tim: "Wow, you sure are in a hurry"
Chep "Yeah, I gotta head out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a Friday night"

Butch "GET BACK HERE, YOU NUCKLEBELLY HARDCHIN"
Barb "I better boot-scoot out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a friday night!"

by ChepsterFTW June 23, 2009

Cunty & Ballsack

2 young street fighting agents with a tendancy to smoke a lot of weed, thus giving them super stoner powers

i would have got away with it too, if it wasnt for that fucking Cunty & Ballsack

by Jonas March 3, 2005

ballsac

a sack for your balls you dumbass

If you don't shut the fuck up i'm gonna rip your motherfuckin ballsac off you shithead.

by ballistic ballsac brenda May 5, 2003

ballsack belt buckle

A ballsack belt buckle is a term used to define when one reaches down and grabs their balls so as to cover their belt buckle. If one does not have adequate ball volume, it may become a ballsack belt button. This technique is used when one wants to get some female attention to their genital area.

How did she not notice my ballsack belt buckle?

by duccr September 14, 2023