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Balim

One of the kindest, funniest, batshit souls you will ever meet. Though absolutely stunning, their wit and charm will surprise you. They will quickly become one of your closest friends and give you the shirt off their back. At times they may be a little too hard on themselves, but that is because they have big dreams and know they obtain them. If you ever meet a Balim, never let them go because they will bring so much light, laughter and beauty into your world.
"Wow, she can really do it all! Must be a Balim."
by MaybeFreddy January 10, 2021
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baltimore snowball

It's when one person stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the side while another person on the ground catches it either on the face or directly in their mouth.
I gave my landlord the Baltimore Snowball because she raised my rent $25.
by Gabby Hayes February 5, 2014
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baltimore

Welcome to the home of Crabcakes, Club music, chicken boxes and Crown Vics. From Park Heights to Cherry Hill to Greenmount to Edmonson Village, Baltimore is historic Bitches!!! You gotta love us!
The best chicken boxes are in Baltimore!
by R Phoenix April 23, 2006
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Baltimore blowfish

A classy move where a girl is giving you a rim job and you rip a huge fart into her mouth. Her cheeks puff up and then she's the Baltimore blowfish.
I hear your mom works in Baltimore. That must be pretty tough on your family.
by Nick D September 23, 2003
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Baltimore tumble weed

A black porn or liquor bag blowing in the wind. Bags such as these are commonly observed tumbling up and down the streets there.
Wow, that last block had four Baltimore tumble weeds on it...a new record!
by wallyTour August 10, 2009
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Baltimore Falcon

The act of blowing multiple toxic farts at a sporting event when seated behind an annoying fan. The stench swoops down on the unsuspecting victim, who has no recourse but to leave their seat, never to return.
John: Thank goodness you gave that loudmouth in front of us the Baltimore Falcon.

Donny: Yeah, he was really getting on my nerves.
by Merv Flanders July 26, 2007
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Baltimore Colt'd

When a significant other (usually female) moves out of your apartment or residence in the middle of the night with no notice whatsoever, taking all of her clothes and belongings.

**Reference to the Baltimore Colts 1984 move to Indianapolis in the middle of the night.
Meat, when I got back from the football game at Glenbard South, she had Baltimore Colt'd her shit out of there.
by KBvsFLW March 10, 2009
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