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Fair and Balanced

A term used by Team Fortress 2 players after getting killed by a random critical hit
-Fucking crits
-Fair and Balanced M8
by Pomada October 14, 2018
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bonce balancing

hey there was some serious bonce balancing going on last night
by sangus June 6, 2018
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get balanced

A term originating from the Bay Area. Getting balanced is when you are drinking and smoking aka getting twisted or cross-faded, and you want to have an even balance of being drunk and high at the same time. So you "get balanced" by smoking, or drinking more until you are equally high and drunk.
I love stables because its hella easy to get hella drunk then balanced.

Bro. First get on my level. Then, get balanced. Then come talk to me and we'll see how you feel.
by Bartdog October 23, 2011
mugGet the get balancedmug.

trade balance

the amount of goods and services that a country exports, minus the goods and services that it imports *in a calendar year*. In 1999 Japan exported much more than it imported, so it had a trade surplus. The same year, the United States imported more than it exported, and therefore had a large trade deficit.

The trade balance is negative if a country runs a trade deficit, and positive if it runs a trade surplus.
The trade balance is an extremely important indicator of economic health for most countries. Typically (not not always) the value of the currency is strongly influenced by the trade balance also.
by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009
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fair and balanced

This comes from Fox News, and is supposed to mean "fair and balanced" but usually is used as sarcastically to mean the opposite. This usage has arisen due to the right-wing slant that Fox News has.
"That fight was about as fair and balanced as Fox News."
by Kookus May 31, 2004
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Ramen Balance

1. The act of maintaining the ramen soup level with the noodles so that you don't have too much or too little of either.

2. The moderation of two (or more) conflicting forces that could possibly end in a clusterfuck, if the status quo is not kept.
1. "I'm a master at Ramen Balance, motherfucker. Two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of soup. Eat that shit, yeahhh."

2. "I only fuck so many of these damn, skanky bitches because I'm maintaining Ramen Balance with my libido! It's just the right thing to do."
by MaleAlphaThree August 30, 2009
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Pocket Balance

Pocket Balance is achieved when the weight of items in your pockets is roughly even on eash side.
Somehow my iPod has meandered over to my left pocket- when its in my right pocket, i have a nice pocket balance between my phone and iPod.
by gthgfhtrhtrh6 March 10, 2009
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