Like anglers hunting for fish, these sad sacks cast out their hooks -- baited with vague tales of woe -- in the hopes of landing concerned responses. Genuine bad news is one thing, but these manipulative posts are just pleas for attention.
The Sympathy Baiter. "Barbara is feeling sad today." "Man, am I glad that's over." "Jim could really use some good news about now."
by aliboi2232 December 14, 2009
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by Michael (Who set this to a unique constrait?) March 19, 2008
Get the baiter mug.Nickname for an ugly, unattractive girl whose name is Bailee. A mixture of the words Bailee and basura, which is the Spanish word for garbage.
by theycallmejimmer July 29, 2016
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Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly
Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly
by ooze_d October 9, 2019
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A sexy alpha male that has the balls to write about cheese dogs and screamo music in an
A sexy alpha male that has the balls to write about cheese dogs and screamo music in an
“That Braden Balser dude is so hot holy shit I’m wet” - every fucking basic white girl in existence.
by flying eagle932 May 6, 2019
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by Ben43 January 19, 2022
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