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Damon Baird

From gears of war, the kick-ass blonde gear from Delta Squad. Though Damon is a protagonist, he has the most abrasive and sarcastic personality of any gear. Despite this, he is a major smartass, and knows more than anyone on everything from mechanics to the locust, the enemy of the humans. Most often known as 'Baird'.

He's just about everyone's favourite character in the game, and he has many hilarious quotes throughout the series.
1. Marcus: You're Baird.

Damon Baird: Yeah, that's right, asshole. Question is, who are you?

2. Marcus: Baird, can you get a blast charge ready?

Damon: Course. Regular or extra strength?

3. Marcus: What's the status on that APC?

Damon: Status is that it sucks. The clutch plate is

cracked, I'm gonna have to take off the flywheel...

Marcus: Hey Baird...

Damon: ...And replace the drive shaft for sure...

Marcus: Enough! Just fix it!
by Who else? Me. July 29, 2011
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Fansy the Famous Bard

An aincent being from a time before the internet was clogged up with retard memes. An infamous bard on an Everquest server.

In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
I used to be Fansy the Famous Bard's friend, but I haven't heard from him for over 10 years. He's most likely moved on.. Fansy, if you read this remember me!
by Douchebag82 November 29, 2011
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Bæder

multi-ord: 1. når et individ er mæd sinna og er klar for å gå løs på noen. 2. Når noe eller noen er på noe bullshit å bare wilder
1. Fyfaen unge Ferraris konsert ble avlyst, kommer til å bæde på noen as er så jævlig sinna

2. Hun stakk legit fingern sin i ræva mi når vi pulte, hun bæder
by Young EggGod March 7, 2019
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Bardle

A word pertaining to everything and anything that ever was or ever will be.
that guy just bardled the shit out of that goat!
by killerskink August 2, 2010
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Baird

The greatest family name of all time naturally bairds can do anything
look at that guy go shit no hes shit u shld see a baird there ausome
by ronny November 22, 2004
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baedar

baedar |ˈbā, där| pronounced like “bay”
noun: informal, humorous, diminutive (uncountable)

bae + -dar

This word is used to describe:
• the supposed ability of one to recognize if their romantic partner is nearby through incalculable means, similar to extrasensory perception (ESP).
• the alleged capacity of one to find their romantic partner with precision and speed by similar means of very slight indications or other elements of intuitiveness- in settings in which such would seem challenging, e.g. public events, crowded restaurants.

In contemporary use in the United States, bae is a term of endearment and can be used to mean significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, lover, darling, babe, baby etc. The etymological origins of bae are said to be the shortened form of baby or babe. Some synonyms include boo and beau.

As a suffix -dar signifies the ability to detect a thing, and is often used humorously. The etymological origins of -dar come from the word radar; which was originally an acronym coined by the U.S. Navy in 1940, meaning Radio Detection And Ranging. Other derivatives of radar include, jewdar and gaydar.

Baedar consequently is a colloquialism formed through the process of derivation and reflects the contemporary concepts and the emerging need to communicate our distinctive, yet instinctive, connections to others.

Synonyms: boodar and beaudar
"Girl how did you know your man was going to be here? You must have some baedar or something!"

Its first use was idiolect by nature. After a long three-hour course in Applied Research Methods, at 121 South Main Street in Providence Rhode Island, in Brown University’s Public Health School, on the second floor, one student asked her friend if her baedar picked up on the fact that her bae was down the hall in the computer lab.
by Idiolect K March 3, 2015
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Damon Baird

Damon Baird is a beast blond character from the gears of war series.
Baird, shut the fuck up-Marcus Fenix to Damon Baird
by Spartan-279 January 24, 2011
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