backwards mustache

a sexual position in which a man mounts a girls face backwards and dangles his balls right above her upper lip and below her nose.

My friend Matt gave that slut a backwards mustache!

by sexypanda man January 30, 2010

Backwards Whale

The backwards whale is a sex move. In this move the guy is sitting on the chair and the girl is standing directly over his penis. The guy then uses one hand to support himself holding onto the chair and he slowy moves up kind of looking like he is going to do a bridge move from gymnastics making a whale noise, (similar to the one dory makes on finding nemo.) and then thrusts upward violently saying BAM! Very loud. Thus completing the backwards whale.

Guy1: Bro I pulled the backwards whale on my girl last night.

Guy2: Oh yeah? Did you make the whale sound?

Guy1: Yeah I sounded like this, "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BAM!!!!"

Guy2: Hell yeah that sounded just like Dory from Finding Nemo! Kudos!

by fuckmebilly May 17, 2011

backward combover

When balding person has to cover their bare scalp by covering it with hair from the back of the head.

I saw a guy in the hardware store and his hair was so neat. It looked so neat. th easiest way for me to explain it is to say it was like a backward combover.

by blulvr7 August 17, 2007

Backwards Frontward

A front Butt. A large deposit of fat on the pubic bone. A belly that goes all the way to the crotch. A butt in the front.

Hey dude, Check out that backwards frontward standing in line over there. Damn!!!!!!!!!!!

by $ank$ March 9, 2008

suffering backwards

This is used to describe an extreme level of suffering and going through it, only you start out living a good life but as you get older you only decline and are heading to rock bottom.

Lisa " I cannot believe I used to drive a jaguar and have all the money I wanted and more."

Kelley "but John told me he saw your bank account and you had 39,999 dollars just sitting in the bank?" What's up with this grief show?

Lisa " I promise you that I am just over losing everything. I am definitely suffering backwards"

Kelley "...and back again" bless your heart.

by Ionajag November 3, 2013

Love backwards

Real love can be seen by a reflection of the word backwards on the mirror or with a selfie.

What is love backwards ? The true sense of the word is backwards , cause in order to get authentic love we must first give this to ourselves. Then this reflection will be manifested in the world that surround us.

by IM Project December 1, 2018

Fast backward

Opposite of fast forward. Also known to the elderly as “rewind.”

Hey. I like that song, can you fast backward it so I can hear it again?

by Marian Mebster September 26, 2019