food baby abortion

taking a laxative to poop after eating so much, that your stomach looks pregnant (see, food baby).

After I ate so much I looked like I had a food baby, I had to take a laxative, and I had a food baby abortion a few hours earlier.

by Jenif4 October 16, 2010

to have a food baby

to drop a deuce of significant mass and girth

to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,

that is the question

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

miscarried my food baby

taking a crap

in relation to food baby.

i just miscarried my food baby.

by barbabelle March 1, 2009

birth my food baby

Taking a shit.

Guys, Imma need half an hour to birth my food baby.

by bazukanuka September 29, 2017

my food baby is kicking

An expression used when eating too much (and thus getting a food baby) induces a stomach ache. Often associated with menstrual cramps exacerbated by over-eating. "Baby" may also be pronounced "bebe".

Why did I eat that third piece of pizza and then the fro yo? My food baby is kicking like hell.

by Architect of Destruction October 25, 2010

Baby food

Food that is unseasoned, bland tasting and mushy. Also, tasteless, bland, boring, uninspiring, unseasoned. baby, toddler, infant, food, tasteless, bland, boring, spicy, hot, exciting

I can’t take any more of this baby food. Let’s face it, my wife can’t cook.

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2017

Food baby

A term used by people that refuse to use the word fat when describing their self

"I'm not fat I have a food baby"

by Makeupaddict October 13, 2016