Ballistics

Slang for large breasts

From the game RE4:
Luis, "I see the president has equipped his daughter with... Ballistics"

Or

"Yo, dude... Look at the ballistics on that chick..."

by Vemiermark4 August 27, 2006

ballistic masturbation

A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.

He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.

by Silence March 28, 2003

Ballistic Tip

A bullet tip that explodes on impact.

(Rednecks Talking About Ballistic Tip Arrows)
Jim Bob: I Jisht Bought Shome Ballishtic Tipsh Fer My Arras.

Bubba: Holly Fuck!!! Are Ye Try'na B Lock Rambo?

by Ded_Lotus April 8, 2009

Blasticate

To smash, blow up, or otherwise destroy somthing beyond all recognition.

My printer crapped out on me today so I took it into the garage, grabbed a pipe, and blasticated it.

by themutantlizard September 30, 2013

ballistic lobotomy

Suicide by gunshot to the head.

Jeff: Hey Jan, did you hear what happened to Tom?

Jan: No.

Jeff: He preformed a ballistic lobotomy on himself.

Jan: Oh Snap !

by Camel'sTowing October 12, 2018

Ballistic Caryssile

A Scouse/Middle England term for an awkward 17 year old girl with terrible depth perception coming at you fast enough to cause damage equivalent to that of an actual military grade missile.

The ballistic caryssile hit me with such a force I fell over.

by itanimulli.com May 5, 2020

Ballistic shit

A shit that exits the anus with such force, the toilet smashes or leaves a hole in a wall, window or roof

I took a ballistic shit

by Misterymissile September 3, 2020