Morning Bruises

Bruises you wake up with on your legs from walking into things drunk the night before.

*Guy 1* Man my legs hurt for some reason.
*guy 2* Oh you have Morning Bruises

by MAXXX13 November 15, 2007

LeBrawn Brains

Adjective

LeBrawn Brains refers to a man who’s got the full package; strength (brawn) and intelligence (brains), whilst also referring to the uber sexy basketball player, Lebron James.

Q: “Girl, is he fine and smart?”
A: “Yes Sis, he is a total Lebrawn Brains”

by Sarah Fortino February 13, 2019

more guts than brains

A phrase slamming those who fearlessly proceed without thinking at all about consequences.

That poor fucker’s always shown that he has more guts than brains!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

brainslip

what happens when you're trying to think about something, but you're brain either
a) just won't engage, or

b) does engage, but won't provide any traction for your thoughts

Steve - Hey Bob, what's the ... uhhh ...
Bob - Out with it dude.
Steve - Dunno man. Total brainslip.

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Joanne - Hey Suzie, how's your term paper coming along?
Suzie - Its not. I can sit for hours and think about it, but I just get total brainslip
Joanne - Haha ... just like the clutch in your old Datsun used to slip after you ground the gears out learning to drive.
Suzie - (moans) Oh, its worse than that!!

by karbyn February 11, 2010

Street brains

Street brains is a term used to describe knowledge that you've picked up from the streets

George: Yo how did you predict that those goons would start beefing?
Tyrone: Street brains

by OppWitSeriousMembers May 28, 2020

Donkey Brains

Something the children in Frank Reynolds neighborhood would call him after he was released from the "nitwit farm".

Because of this, young Frankie requested his mother take them back to the facility so the medical staff could exonerate him, via certificate, of having "donkey brains" in hopes the children would stop teasing him.

Driving while holding a bowl of cereal is "donkey brained".
Even being at a complete stop before taking a bite, still proves one to have "donkey brains".

by Dog Abortionist February 10, 2022

fucked her brains out

when a man fucked a women so hard she had multiple orgasms and shakes her legs while she cant control it and also takes a fat ass nap afterwards.

Trey: "fucked her brains out "
Kevin: " damn she shaking?"
Trey: " hell yea"
Kevin: "my boi"

by Jaedyn <3 March 29, 2022