asshat

describing when one's head is so far up one's ass that one is wearing the ass as a hat. in other words, extreme stupidity.

A: Look at all those hurricane victims on their roofs, waving at the helicopters, begging for emergency food to be dropped down! Why don't they just leave?
B: You asshat.

by ami am December 26, 2005

Julian Asshat

Another name for Julian Assange, the asshat that feels it's beneficial to leak thousands of crucial documents in the name of "truth." Which in all reality is only compromising the safety and integrity of our people and our national relations with other countries.

When is Julian Asshat releasing more documents?

by Blahques Marks December 20, 2010

Asshatian

Pertaining to asshat behavior.

See asshat.

Ascii: 3>ian

Jon, commenting about a music video someone had posted under Meg's status update that her nephew had died without writing anything to acknowledge her loss, was really asshatian of you (...was really 3>ian of you).

by Leona Orange September 25, 2011

asshat

A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.

"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for double parking."

by asshater September 11, 2008

Ayishat

A gorgeous girl with A sexy body. Though she isnt A flirt, but everyone flirts with her because she is beatiful on the inside and out. She's athletic, funny and ambitious. She believes in peace all around the world but doesnt really like to get into politics that much. She likes to have A good time and is loved by almost everyone. She doesnt care about what her haters think because she knows they are all jealous. she never gives up. She may not notice all her secret admirers but thats because she doesnt like to rush to judgment. Trying out new things sings and dates people depending on personality not gender. Overall shes one of the best and hottest people you will ever meet. She is amazing at everything she does.

Oh yaayy ayishat is coming

by Truth.opk May 1, 2019

Aysha

Aysha is that girl who can make you feel important without even trying. Funny, independent and lively, her presence alone is enough to lift a room’s spirit. She is outgoing and very caring but don’t even try to lie to her as she will find out the truth.

She is empowered and can notice small but important details that others may overlook. Her beautiful personality perfectly matches the way she looks as her pretty face, amazing sense of fashion and her curvaceous body can make it hard for you to take your eyes off her.

Aysha will always try to help without asking anything in return but don’t be a fool to think that everything is going great for her and make sure to check on her as she can be very selfless.

If you’ve got an aysha in your life don’t let her go and be sure to make her happy.

_friend1: "why are you so happy?"
_friend2: "I’m gonna hang out with Aysha"
_friend1: "really? I’m so jealous, that girl is so much fun. Please let me join"

by That random internet person August 18, 2022

aysha smirk

When someone possesses the smirk of 𝘼𝙮𝙨𝙝𝙖.

Look at her, I think she has the Aysha Smirk!

by beadedclayrings April 28, 2021