automagnificently

When something happens automatically AND works exactly as desired. Typically used in the rare circumstance that a company's IT developer automates something and it still works correctly.

Q: I haven't seen the new scheduling app yet; does it schedule automagically?

A: No, it schedules automagnificently!

by dataguy September 8, 2016

Artemy

A handsome cream colored cat beloved by the audience of Vaush, despite being a rampant fascist with a penchant for establishing lebensraum within the Kochinski household under the guise of orange superiority. There have been rumors Artemy is a CIA plant.

Artemy is a massive floppus

Chat loses it when he brings Artemy in

by Gelatenousfelines888 February 3, 2021

Automagically

A mix of automatically and magically

Visit our website and we'll automagically steal your data

by General Serb Nationalist May 8, 2023

u/artemis_333

An example of an amazing individual, exceptional at art, in fact an art prodigy, they’re very wholesome, kind and cute.

Person 1: “yo is that u/artemis_333”
Person 2: “yeah it is omg they’re so kind!!”

by SlakeToQuenchOnesThirst June 10, 2021

Do not attempt to board the helicopter

an arabic man screaming about how attempting to board the helicopter will actually lead to the bombing of africa

"A medical helicopter will be extracting injured person, do not attempt to board the helicopter For your own safety,keep the area surrounding the medical tent clear for authorized personnel and those in need of medical attention. Keep passport with you at all times, if a border agent asks for your papers,be prepared to provide them. Parents... hold passport for children Clear the area,move behind the barricade as quickly as possible If you need medical attention... inform one of the border agents."

by dxcfgjkopl];[lkjhcvl;' March 3, 2021

armalite ar-10 carbine gas powered semi-automatic weapon

The Narrator's weapon of choice.

If I were you, I'd be very careful who you show that to. Because the person that wrote that is dangerous. And you never know when this button-down Oxford cloth psycho might come to work with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon stocking from office to office pumping round after around into co-workers. It could be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.

by Silence November 9, 2003

ARTEM

An extremely hot Russian guy that dresses in black. He is a pimp and all the ladies go after him 24-7. He has a PHD ( pretty huge dick). He can also own you in Counter-Strike and in pretty much anything. Tap that ass!

Girl 1: Hey! Did you see that guy?
Girl 2: OMG! Ya! Look at the package!
Girl 1: I'm gonna go over there and let him rape me!
Girl 2: Wait for me!

by sexyladay February 5, 2005