Incorrect pronounciation of the word 'asterisk'. Use of the word 'asteriks' is a result of the USA's substandard education system.
Jim: Hey Lou, what's that star thingy called that you get from pressing SHIFT + 8?
Lou: an asteriks
Jim: Aha! I knew you were a dumbass.
Lou: an asteriks
Jim: Aha! I knew you were a dumbass.
by Stupid Lou September 30, 2006
Get the asteriks mug.Today Austria is only known as the home of the famous Steyr AUG. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Adolf Hitler are considered to be its 'greatest' sons. But in fact is also a wonderful place in the alps where people like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Joseph Haydn, Franz Schubert, Sigmund Freud, Ferdinand Porsche, Erwin Schrödinger, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Karl Landsteiner and many other genius persons were born.
Most people - currently living on this planet - haven't even heard from these Austrians and so they don't know that Austria played a leading role in the development of science, culture and philosophy. Austria was also one of the first superpower states but after the First World War it shrunk to a nonsignificant spot on the globe. Because of this embarrassing fact most of the Austrians turned into misanthropic, unfriendly persons who build bombs in their basements (best known Austrian maniac is Franz Fuchs who blasted several bombs during the mid 90s) or who try to obtain world leadership (e.g. Schwarzenegger). The small but sane rest of the Austrians are hardworking people who achieved that their country developed to one of the richest countries in the world.
Capital city: Vienna
Inhabitants: 8.26 E6
Most people - currently living on this planet - haven't even heard from these Austrians and so they don't know that Austria played a leading role in the development of science, culture and philosophy. Austria was also one of the first superpower states but after the First World War it shrunk to a nonsignificant spot on the globe. Because of this embarrassing fact most of the Austrians turned into misanthropic, unfriendly persons who build bombs in their basements (best known Austrian maniac is Franz Fuchs who blasted several bombs during the mid 90s) or who try to obtain world leadership (e.g. Schwarzenegger). The small but sane rest of the Austrians are hardworking people who achieved that their country developed to one of the richest countries in the world.
Capital city: Vienna
Inhabitants: 8.26 E6
Well, once he was a real Austrian but look at him now!
Hey, face reality! You are no damned Austrian who lives in the past!
Hey, face reality! You are no damned Austrian who lives in the past!
by wrencheater June 17, 2006
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Carol was licking Jon's ass last night. They were having fun, until Jon gave her an Austrian Grenade. She was pissed and stopped licking his ass.
by T-Bag Tyler August 6, 2007
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Dude, gave my girl an Austrian Scooter last night.
off the hook man, she enjoy it?
Yeah man, she purred like a 250.
off the hook man, she enjoy it?
Yeah man, she purred like a 250.
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My Austers loves me!
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