Worst attempted bangers

A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.

Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers

by Big dimo August 2, 2022

Attempt

Effort: A determined attempt that is either physical and mental, which is done to achieve the purpose of something, someone, or yourself. Something that is uncertain to work; succeed; when something serves its desired purpose.

I attempt to achieve many purposes with paid attempt, but I don't succeed until I have achieved my own purpose.

by Mindsick December 27, 2020

eleven-attempting

trying to do something easy the hard way and failing.

I'd been eleven-attempting this for MONTHS before I succeeded

by adhdev November 16, 2024

Attempting Murder

When you attempt to kill your enemy

Attempting Murder Is when you catch your oppostion lacking.

by TruReligion March 12, 2024

Yoda attempt

A small, cloaked imposter most noted for his role as He-Man’s homie.

“Babe, that guy was just a total Yoda attempt.”

by Grayskull February 8, 2019

Assassination Attempt

When shooting a load at at potential recipient’s face, they turn away and their ear takes the heat.

I had a clear shot at her face, but it just ended up being an assassination attempt.

by Dingelberry July 16, 2024

attempted attempted murder

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does

You are guilty of attempted attempted murder

by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022