Seasonal Athlete

The individuals who show up to the gym between January and March to fulfill New Years Resolutions.

Ryan: Damn Jeff, who are all these freaking people here today? I just want to blast my pecs and get some protein.

Jeff: Those are the seasonal athletes, they will be gone in a few months.

Ryan: lol, what a bunch of tools.

by RoidRage January 2, 2010

insta athlete

1. a person who has a mad long bio on their instagram saying how much time they devote to their sport, yet they are complete ass of an athlete. An insta athlete posts a lot of emoji's in their bio and constantly posts photos about how they are grinding, yet barely practices and absolutely sucks. This "elite athlete" may have a lot of followers, but their game is terrible and do not deserve their large amount of followers

Person 1: Dude where playing John from central tonight! He has 4000 followers and is always on his grind.

Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.

Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.

by BIG SCRAP January 16, 2016

John athlete

A made up phrase that friends tell you is a dirty joke or terrible phrase

Friend 1: why did you just write John athlete on my paper?
Friend 2: AH DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD

Friend 1: why?
Friend 2: it’s a really terrible phrase that you can’t say out loud

by Great human bean ig lmao December 17, 2019

Bedroom athlete

Bedroom athlete Sports entertainment is porno the large body of work is a bKhaki shirt

Bedroom Athletes making money

by Kingofdick February 1, 2022

thumb athlete

Someone that uses a controller to play video games, usually a try hard.

We're getting absolutely destroyed by a bunch of thumb athletes.

by DJ Wicky December 5, 2022

cyber athlete

1. One who spends much time on internet games

2. an oxymoron

The nerd tries to justify his social shortcomings by declaring himself a cyber athlete, making him more 1337

by El Zoido August 30, 2004

celebrity athlete

A person from professional or international sports who has evolved into fame outside of their sport. They are highly welcomed at special red carpet events, and are regarded as champions in their sports.

"The paparazzi enjoy taking pics of the celebrity athlete. Examples include David Beckham, Bruce Jenner, Michael Jordan and Martina Navratilova."

by yes juanito yes September 10, 2014