Attendless

Not caring about anything in the world

Person 1: Did you hear about that new game coming out this week?

Person 2 : I don’t really care bro

Person 3 : Damn, ur attendless af

by SHEIJH_ZERO May 24, 2023

concert attending syndrome (C.A.S.)

the syndrome associated with the feeling or need to attend a music concert of any genre.

me-I have C.A.S. so bad right now
them-whats C.A.S.
me- Concert attending syndrome (C.A.S.), I need to go to this show like a diabetic needs insulin

them- well I guess I have C.A.S. too then

by guitar-ratiug April 26, 2014

pool attendant

A piece of shit that doesn't know how to do their job.

manager: can u clean the waterslide?
pool attendant: ...
*doesn't clean waterslide*

by lovedrunk97 March 10, 2017

bad attendance

Bad attendance is not showing up to school

Fernando never shows up to 0 period, he always has bad attendance

by Relgnnnnnnn November 27, 2018

Aiden Attendance

Da name of a super-caring dude who is permitted to ride along for free (i.e., "companion fare") on a bus or plane because he provides cheerful assistance for a physically/mentally-challenged individual who is also taking said public-transportation service.

If two handicapped people travel together and they each provide necessary assistance to the other (i.e., perhaps one can hear better, and the other has clearer eyesight), could they BOTH ride for free by each of them's claiming to be nicknamed "Aiden Attendance"?

by QuacksO May 17, 2020

Flight attendant

The epitome of quality customer service. What all customer representatives should be like in every realm of business.

The way Jane was treated by the flight attendants was far superior to the "professional service" she received when she called her ISP to cancel her internet plan.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 4, 2023

Glory hole attendant

A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When two parties do not want to know who preformed/received the sexual act.

It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintain and clean the hole.

"Hey, did you hear? There's jobs going in wetherspoons for a Glory Hole Attendant.

by Righty Tossbag September 21, 2018