Astrodouche

A douche bag who's "douche baggery" is out of this world.

Meredith Vieira claiming Michael J. Fox ran across Canada, gravely mistaking him for Terry Fox. What an astrodouche!

by Diaz Nutz February 18, 2010

astro kiss

An astro kiss is the result of someone inadvertently sitting their “ass” too far back on the toilet leaving a brown “kiss” mark in the outer-space of the seat.

I was going to use the gas station restroom until I saw that the last person left an astro kiss.

by General Anesthesia November 24, 2017

Astro Blasto

Comes from an episode of 'That's So Raven' in which Devon (pronounced deh-vawn) is obsessed with some sci-fi TV show, much like Star Wars, only, no Leia in the metal bikini.

Devon: Astro Blasto!
Imaginary White Guy: Shut the fuck up.

by Jersey Shore D-Bag July 7, 2018

astrologonaught

Someone who unquestionably believes in astrology and has their head so far in the stars, they have no connection with earth.

This random astrologonaught thinks they know all about me because I’m born on December 12 but, neglects to acknowledge that according to recent observations by NASA, my sign should actually be Ophiuchus.

by thekevinphillips March 21, 2019

ASTRO

A six member Kpop boy group under the company Fantagio. It consists of Kim Myungjun (MJ), Park Jinwoo (JinJin), Lee Dongmin (Cha Eunwoo), Moon Bin (Moonbin), Park Minhyuk (Rocky) and Yoon Sanha (Yoon Sanha).

They’re really extra so don’t be surprised by how mental they are when you decide to stan them.

Do you stan ASTRO? They’re so funny!!

My favourite ASTRO member is Eunwoo because he’s so talented. I wish he was better known for his talent instead of his great looks.

by ringdingdongmin October 7, 2018

astro black

Quasimoto

Astro Black ain't the one to play the hydrant game.

by Seamus O'Houlihan March 26, 2010

astro

Astro is a South-Korean boy group under "Fantagio Entertainment". They debuted on Feb. 23, 2015 with their title track "Hide & Seek".

The group consists of 6 members:

JinJin (Leader/Main Rapper)
MJ (Main Vocalist)
Eunwoo (Visual/Vocalist)
Moonbin (Lead Vocalist/Lead Dancer)
Rocky (Main Dancer/Lead Rapper)
Sanha (Maknae/Lead Vocalist)

Person 1: OMG have you seen the new ASTRO MV?!
Person 2: Yes!! They all look so cute~

by chim.bambam.the8 June 20, 2017