gorilla astronaut

when you put a fish bowl on a very ugly person's head and proceed to fuck them like a gorilla getting ready for a space mission.

Usually involves cuming in the fishbowl while holding them upside down by one leg and spinning them around in a circle

"hey you know Cherry?"
"Yeah"
"I gave that bitch a Gorilla Astronaut last night"
"cool"

by Myn Odu Esp December 31, 2009

Astronaut in the Ocean

The worst song to ever exist. It’s another one of those rap artists trying to throw country into the mix and the lyrics don’t even make any sense?

Doug: “Hey John did you hear the song Astronaut in the Ocean yet?”
John: “You mean that one song that has the lyrics: When your brain goes numb, you call that mental freeze, that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.”
Doug: Yup you’ve heard it.

by Matthewmcconaughey May 21, 2021

Astronaut Diet

Going a period of time without actually eating just living off liquids and powders.

Last weekend in Hoboken was crazy I was up for three days on an astronaut diet.

by MonsterMazi January 25, 2014

astronaut cock

One who cannot control when his penis becomes erect and resembles a rocket taking off into space.

Taco Terry met us at the strip club and walked around the club with a boner all night long, what an astronaut cock.

by Peachez-757-23336 November 29, 2017

Astronaut Tejas

Aspiring Astronaut | Future Mars Walker

Astronaut Tejas is Future Mars Walker and Aspiring Astronaut

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Astronaut in the Ocean

A penis in a Vagina

Person 1: have you seen John?
Person 2: No but I think he does astronaut in the Ocean.

by Coolman3264 June 1, 2022

anal astronaut

When a man loves to explore another man's anal area. This usually involves extensive foreplay with sex toys and a snorkel if done underwater. Finally the astronaut will enter the anus and mark his newly discovered territory. Justin (garza) is famous for this act. He loves two have this act done to him while sucking four dicks at once.

Justin loves to be an anal astronaut with Bryon.

by Justin loves cock November 20, 2007