asshike

When you plan to have anal sex for so long, that you pack a lunch.

"I can't wait to take an asshike with steve"

by Ryan and Mick October 9, 2003

asshat

a person suffering from acute cranial-rectal inversion.

wow candice price is a total asshat

by josh younggayblood January 12, 2009

asshatious

An act which typifies the behaviour of an asshat.

"What an asshat! Did you see the asshatious way he just dismissed what she said?"

by King Byron August 22, 2008

asshamper

a derogatory word meant to highlight the fact that you smell as bad as humanly possible

your a walking asshamper

by clarky17 July 15, 2010

asshearing

Not fully listening to when your friend, partner, spouse talks to you while you are busy doing something else. You might say "uh-huh" "yeah" in an attempt to portray that you are, indeed, listening. Listening with your ass.

"I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was just asshearing you."

by nilyasam May 19, 2016

Asschin

A person with a chin that is split into two parts down the middle, sort of resembling the crease in a peach.

Lady 1: Did you see that asschin dude over there?

Lady 2: Yeah, he rocks it well though.

by The West is Fightful March 26, 2017

Asshair

Someone worse than an asshole, namely because an asshole serves an actual purpose, but an asshair smells just as bad and serves no useful purpose whatsoever.

John: Hey, that mark is an asshole
Frank:, No man, he's useless, he's an asshair.

by Daniel Beaton December 28, 2005