assmath

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."

by crunchyk9 May 14, 2008

assmuffin

is a polite way to say asshole

paul is an assmuffin

by vishti November 30, 2006

assmongler

a dumbass piece of shit that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying ass kissing scum bag with fruit cake like characheristics.

or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly

whow cotton from king of the hill is one awsome assmongler

by juancarlos December 28, 2005

assmuncher

1) One who munches ass.

2) An incompetent person.

James just bit my ass, i think it left a mark.

What an assmuncher!

by nonassmuncher November 24, 2009

sucks to your assmar

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit

Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems

by juliuserving July 7, 2011

assmate

A homosexual lover. Also known as "butt buddy."

I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his assmates.

by Mark H July 15, 2004

assman

See Cosmo Kramer, the assman.

(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)

Security Guard: Can I help you?

Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.

Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...

Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.

by EliteNavySeals September 20, 2005