assrocket

A gay man's penis.

"Ooooooww, I just love gettin me some big assrocket!" said Dave, the local homo.

by Dumper Bumper March 6, 2011

Asstronaut

A term describing a person who with minimal effort gets huge amounts of ass. The term was first used by negro rapper "Dr. Dre" in the song "Keep Their Heads Ringin'".

"Treyshon is a fucking asstronaut! Did you se those bitchis he brought home yesterday?" "i get plenty of ass, call me an asstronaut"

by Mr. Arafat July 2, 2011

ass-fro

copious amounts of hair on your ass

Man, I can almost braid your ass-fro, you need to go to the salon and get the back sack and crack special.

by d July 27, 2003

asstronomer

A proctologist who is so very into his profession, quite likely because of himself being gay.

God I went to the proctologist today and man, he wouldn't finish checking my ass for 6 hours already! What an asstronomer! Next time I go see a proctologist, I should ask him if he's gay or else if he is I won't let him examine my ass.

by Mark H June 11, 2004

asstronomy

1. The scientific study of matter in the anus, especially the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of anal bodies and phenomena.

2. Examination of the anus, usealy with a telescope.

After Anal Ella got pounded by a 14 inch cock, she had to go to a special doctor, who was very skilled at the art of asstronomy.

"My uncle Ted knows a lot about asstronomy, I'm sure he could tell you a lot about YOUR ANUS." said Jimmy, who was then promptly beat up.

After Robyn had an asstromomier preform asstronomy on her ass, he found 5 condoms, 3 pounds of seman, 2 pencils, and 1 toy robot.

by Bennett doctor in asstronomy February 10, 2006

asscroft

From John Ashcroft, ex attorney-general of the US and enforcer of laws that nobody wants.
Verb: to be thrown into prison forever for something relatively minor.
Noun: reason for prison overcrowding

They caught him smoking weed and asscrofted him into the joint for 20 years.

by Edith Rudy November 17, 2006

Assrotting

deflecting from an argument you cant win to one no one is disputing.

When he can't blame Bush/Cheney for something, he just uses assrotting in his replies.

by espiofborsboards August 5, 2010