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Some Assembly Required

From flat pack furniture to cereal box toys 'some assembly required' has been the bane of men for decades if not centuries.
Also a tongue in cheek catch phrase amputees use to describe themselves.
flat pack furniture saying "Some Assembly Required" including, model kits, cereal box toys, Christmas presents for most children, shelving units, amputees
by asalbeag July 26, 2009
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Some Assembly Required

A TV SHOW with a 14 year old boy creating toys for kids and his other teen friends helping him.
Some Assembly Required
1 thing you didn't know about Piper.Piper is in love with Jarvis.
by TSM_AK June 12, 2016
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Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.
by cheerful ox April 9, 2022
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Mamba Assembly

An assembly of Mamba, led by the Prime Mamba who stand above all Mamba
The Mamba Assembly has decided that January 26 will be called Mamba Day
by Carcossa May 9, 2022
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Mandem assemble

Definition 1: To summon or assemble thou Mandem or Gang

Definition 2: The opposite of Mandem roll out
opp and his fellow companions: “we caught you lacking son”

You: “I think not MANDEM ASSEMBLE! OPP BE READY FOR A BRAWL”
by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024
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Day 1 Assembly

The assembly where people suffer less and can actually sit down, still have to clap AS HARD AS Day 4 assembly though.
Day 1 assembly? NOT AGAIN
by THE_GUY_WITH_A🍆 December 29, 2023
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hazard assembly

A group of usually anything-goes dirtbag adverturers. Money is usually only a priority to only get somewhere or do something, otherwise, it's the trip that matters. Because they're usually young and dumb, they usually do pretty hazardous activities for fun like skiing or rock climbing or mountain biking, etc. A hazard assembly is a group of them.
A hazard assembly formed of about a dozen mountain bikers in the middle of fucking nowhere. I had no idea where they were actually going...
by Hundalair March 13, 2009
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