ASMR

Autonomous sensory meridian response is the official name of the craze that has taken over YouTube and pre-pubescent girls. ASMR includes creepy whispering, weird hand movements and boringly repetitive videos. The purpose of ASMR is to relax you, but in reality it makes you 1000000000000000000000000000x more anxious.

Guy 1: Man, ASMR sucks!
Brother: It's great, it makes me feel so releaxed!
Guy 1:
Brother:
Obama:
Ellen:
Tom Holland:
The Universe:
Guy 1: Can I disown you?

by its-all-geek-to-me September 18, 2018

ASMR

The act of doing random ass things with shitty camera audio

Tim: I made an ASMR video yesterday and got 300 likes!!
John: Dude your just trying to use that bitchy camera your mum bought you yesterday aren't you
Tim: yes...

by God... help us September 3, 2019

Asmr

NO ASMR APRIL

-No watching same in April.
That means no asmr

by Jamma September 22, 2020

ASMR

the most horrible thing that makes you want to cry and commit 80 crimes every hour

Anne: hey wanna listen to ASMR
Koi: no that shit hurts

by ryuk is hot af🥵 September 12, 2021

ASMR

it stands for Awesome Synchronized Metalic Rats according to Kevin Moon.

Deobi 1: Hey did you see the one video of moonbae beating that box!
Deobi 2: Yea that was some sick ASMR!

by kyuteres August 8, 2020

ASMR

Shit that makes you go deaf :>>

Laura- ''Oh no it's asmr!''

Ashley- ''We're all gonna go deaf!''

by My.Mum.Is.Cooler.Than.You November 1, 2019

ASMR Protocol

Andy Sandy Mandy Randy

Me: Hey Rishabh do you know about ASMR Protocol?

Rishabh: No, what is it?

Me: Andy Sandy Mandy Rishabh Randy

by gtc-sandy February 25, 2021