by the man874 October 04, 2010
The ashley is a sexual practice, much in the way of the dirty sanchez or the cleveland steamer and is defined thusly:
When a guy cums on the back of his girl's head/hair and then does her hair up in a french braid so that the cum dries and hardens so much that she has to cut her hair off.
When a guy cums on the back of his girl's head/hair and then does her hair up in a french braid so that the cum dries and hardens so much that she has to cut her hair off.
Brian TOTALLY gave his girl an Ashley last week - she's so pissed she had to spend $200 on a haircut
by T e r e n c e June 25, 2006
this is always a sluts name. watchh out for your boyfriends because she definitely loves dick. don't trust her at your friend.
by someone special. :) October 16, 2009
a person who puts her own definition of herself on urban dictionary to make herself look good then tells others about it
Ashley: hmm... i think i need to get a popularity boost by putting my own definition of myself on the internet and tell people about it...
Others:hmm sounds kinda fishy just like you smell...
Ashley:*crys
Others:hmm sounds kinda fishy just like you smell...
Ashley:*crys
by gus bus mclovin February 14, 2010
To make a total fuck up!
Noun: Slang
Origin: Mike Ashley (Owner, Newcastle United FC)
1. One who acts carelessly or foolishly; A complete cock end!
2. A blunder; a bungle; A disaster of Biblical proportions.
Noun: Slang
Origin: Mike Ashley (Owner, Newcastle United FC)
1. One who acts carelessly or foolishly; A complete cock end!
2. A blunder; a bungle; A disaster of Biblical proportions.
by stop4fire June 22, 2009
a girl who loves to cougar hunt. loves narwhals, rhinos and straight up sober raging by herself. such a boss.
gangster.
gangster.
by bubba gump 123543423 May 12, 2011
a girl obsessed with nuggets. sometimes has random bursts of anger and is sometimes quite happy. often enjoys miley cyrus and tends to be bipolar.
but you love her most of the time.
but you love her most of the time.
ashley: UGH!!!!! My nugget boyfriend Ben broke up with me. I hate the entire world!!!!
friend: um...sorry to hear that?
ashley: it's okay! miley cyrus has the most awesome new song!!! this world we live in rocks!!!!
friend: ....
friend: um...sorry to hear that?
ashley: it's okay! miley cyrus has the most awesome new song!!! this world we live in rocks!!!!
friend: ....
by Jennie Winterblock May 05, 2011