Ashlee Simpson

Shit ball suck b*tch ......PUNK dream on go back to mommy .....Dumbshityness must run in the family!

Ashlee...Ho-Down and LipSync on National Broadcast.

by Skiba Sucks Donkey Balls January 08, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

To fake it

He was so horrible in bed I had to Ashlee Simpson so he'd get off me

by LALAFOFO January 11, 2009

Ashlee Simpson

Can't sing, needs a major nose job, and is a poser..........but, one must admit she has phenominal boobs.

"ashlee simpson is fucking terrible but i would titty fuck her if she had a bag over her head and did'nt open her mouth."

by the priest February 22, 2006

Ashlee Simpson

Dumb ass bitch i talked to on aim. She is very mean. If i had her screen name, i would give it to you all, but i dont.

Ashlee... bitchy ho'

by lolwut484793ue3j February 20, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

The pop singer, who as of april 2006 is now officially "The Hotter Simpson Sister"

Ashlee Simpson is ten times hotter than Jessica Simpson now after her nose job!

by CallyLove August 10, 2007

Ashlee simpson

A girl who thinks she punk. NOT! Pete Wentz can do way better than her!

Person: Ashlee Simpson?
Ashlee: Yes?
Person: Oh, you're the slut I saw.

by ASHLEESUCKSBALLS! February 16, 2008

Ashlee Simpson

(Noun) Pretend to sing; lip sync.

Dr. Alice: Hey! It looks like your teeth are bleeding. I'm afraid I'll have to remove them and give them back in a few days.

Sophie: Oh no. What am I going to do during chorus practice? I know! I'll have to Ashlee Simpson to We Don't Talk About Bruno from Encanto.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 07, 2022