Tits

The external source of a woman's internal sexual power.

"Dude, you've got to stop staring at those tits!"

by Steviepr September 2, 2009

tits

Fun Bags!

Ample bosums are bags of fun

by Ben Macky December 21, 2003

Tits

1. Awesome, amazing, stellar, crazy, unbelievable, awe-inspiring, overwhelming, mind blowing, shocking, majestic magnificent, impressive, cool, grand, stupefying, wonderful NOTE:The word 'tits' can replace any of these words in normal speech. Chya!

Dude, that was tits!

That roller coaster was TITS!

by EricJared April 25, 2006

tits

a great source of blackmale used by girls x

if you dont buy me that dimond necklace , you wont touch my tits !

by lou lou February 21, 2005

the tits

a term getting fame from the movie "Girl Next Door" reffering to something in a positive light.

"Partied with Matty last night - Guy's the tits."

by jamesthe3rd February 15, 2006

tit

(Origin- British)

A complete and utterly stupid human being; one who is completely blind to obvious things and ask entirely too many dumb questions, or points out the blatantly obvious to everyone around them.

Soap: Armed, armed with what?

Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you TIT!

- Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

by eyy ooo January 14, 2009

Tit

A weapon,found in pairs attached to the upper torso of a woman.When used to full effect by a well experienced 'Titty Master' the pair of 'Tits' can grip and squeeze a male penis so hard that it will burst.

(2 blokes in a pub) Bloody ell mate, last night in the bath with me bird, she were givin me a soapy, and she pushed em together like and i exploded all in er face.

by pobby December 16, 2003