nigger advisory committee

Generic term for NAACP or any multicultural/diversity body in an institution.

yeah, that black man got a black man's scholarship from the nigger advisory committee.

by Young Love April 27, 2006

Parental Advisory

A logo added cover artwork that warns kids not to listen to this music with their parents.

Dude, don't play that! It has a parental advisory logo on it and your parents are in the next room.

by AnnDee4444 February 4, 2010

Financial Advisor

A person who learns about money only to find that people make random emotional decisions. The sacrificial lamb of the urban jungle. When financial markets are up, even the most ignorant advisor looks like a hero. When markets are down, the most professional and savvy advisor will be trash talked, fired and sued.

Hey, how come you're driving that piece of crap car?

I was a financial advisor in 2008.

Hey, who's that guy in the Mercedes?

That was a financial adviser who retired in 2007.

by Bluetired February 19, 2010

American Express Financial Advisor

A group of people who are in the middle of a class action lawsuit, because they conned a bunch of clients into investing in funds that would mostly benefit the advisor.

If you get a phone call from an American Express Financial Advisor, my advise to you is to run. These advisors live in nice homes off of "your" money

by Conned October 15, 2008

advisor

Advisors are the highest-ranking aliens on Half-Life. Their body shape is worm-like and they have robotic devices to enhance their abilities. They have a long, disgusting, long tongue that can inject into numerous materials (e.g. flesh, skin etc. etc.) And it's probably how they feed themselves. They have the ability to levitate and fly. They have telekinetic powers as they can crush, pull/push things with their mind. They have a weird, ancient-looking collar around their... Neck? Anyways, It has some strange signs and it probably means something, meh.

(noun) Flying maggot

Oh, Hi Advisor! *death*

by Solo_D January 8, 2017

Arisha

The best name and person out there. She is very beautiful and OOF.

Hi how are you Arisha?
I'm good Arisha

by Who want lasagne November 10, 2018

arbiscartuary

The misuse of the word ironic

(a situation that isn't really ironic)
"Dude that is so ironic"
"No it's not, stop saying arbiscartuary things

by drumlinePHS June 8, 2009