Arselander

The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....

Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?

Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...

by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009

Arsenip

The pain resulting from having a parnsip inserted into one's poop chute

My arsenip's playing up something terrible today.

Why?

The parsnip Barbara used to penetrate my sphincter last night was of prize winning proportions; should have stuck to the butternut squash!

by doctor brownthumb January 30, 2010

Arslanov

Crazy motherfucker always gets himself in a shitty position but always finds a way out. Definitely the friend you love to hang around with but he also can get serious when needed. This dude is either always on drugs or acts it. sometimes he will have a cool Russian accent but always wears an Adidas tracksuit.

"Go get Arslanov before he asserts his dominance on your mom" - steve

by BoysWildin January 13, 2020

Arsan

Arsan, a very rare name.
a name known for its mysterious nature and uniqueness ...
watch and be silent!
keeps his circle small and all thoughts are deeply hidden and secure
Knowing an Arsan is unique

An Arsan is a book you cant read but which already read you

by Professor/Gt February 8, 2020

Arsenal Wiki Forums

A mistakenly worshipped forum, full of stupidity. Underaged idiots and probably cringe shitposters.
Never go into it. Just go and play around in the pages.

Arsenal wiki forums are a joke!
Cringe people in arsenal wiki forums needs to be banned!

by 100% totally not ninjadudealt May 22, 2021

Keith Arsewank

Keith Arsewank was born on UK Twitter on 27 March 2023. Formally known as Keith R Swank, a Constitutional Conservative, wants to keep the US republic safe by arming teachers and as a result was rechristened to Arsewank because of his idiotic tweets. He wants to Wank4America

That gun nut is a total Keith Arsewank, don't be a Keith

by Artijoke March 30, 2023

Arsene

There’s a 98% chance that any guy with this name has an obscenely massive dong but an even bigger heart and is most likely the funniest person you’ll ever meet

Girl: Mom!! I think I found my future husband

Mom: I’m so happy for you! What’s his name?

Girl: His name’s Arsene look at this picture of him.
Mom: That’s funny...the man I slept with yesterday wore that exact same shirt...and those jeans!
Girl:.....
Mom.....

by DaggerDaddyBill April 3, 2020