leaky aircon

While your girlfriend is sleeping you shoot a rope on her cheek. When she wakes up and says "what the fuck?" you point up to the air conditioner and say "I think we have a leaky aircon".

My girlfriend wouldn't blow me earlier so I waited till she was sleeping and gave her the leaky aircon.

by leakyaircon August 10, 2010

Arictori

A lying dumb bitch that only tells lies

A person that will lie about everything in their life

Omg you are such a arictori

by Blair W May 29, 2020

apricottie.com

A place where happiness and fruitiness is created.

Apricottie.com: Yall better get me on the f*cking urban dictionary or I’m gonna throw hands with you, okay?
Person: okay.
Apricottie.com: get me on the mother f*cking urban dictionary right the f*ck-
Person: I’ll do it.
Apricottie.com: that sounds so mean I’m sorry kabeksuwb I’m being aggressive ahh-

by Paddybee July 9, 2021

Arick

A king like guy that is attractive and have a great personality. Loved by many hated by few.

That man seem like an arick. He is always a great person to be around.

by Ashley405 December 8, 2021

arcondpvp

arcondpvp is a tiktoker who posts satire content and gets hated on for being a 300lb dream stan

friend 1:oh hi what are you doing?
friend 2:i’m watching this dream stan called arcondpvp

by threebigballs January 4, 2022

dirty amico

when you have sex with 3 or more guys in a day and at the end of each session you ask your partner how they taste.

danny had sex with all those guys and never showered. He gave them all a dirty amico

by Kidd pocket June 20, 2008

fictional apricot

It’s someone who is a rat by definition i.e, snitch, thief etc.

Me: Did you hear about what katie did the other day?
Billy: No what did she do?
She was such a fictional apricot, she told on everyone who wrote on the bathroom wall

by Wee irish lad March 11, 2018