apron up

The condition of being pregnant. Similar to "wearing (one's) apron high." Presumably refers to the bulge under the apron.

"I wouldn't have expected such a high moral tone from a woman apron up and not married.

by anonymous November 21, 2022

yard apron

When you get a pearl necklace in the front yard

Debbie can over for a patio drink, I went to flip the patty’s and I gave her a good old yard apron!

by Norman Pronger February 16, 2023

cock apron

A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.

Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.

by Polish bike rider July 7, 2016

Apron

the act of being a goon or plebian; representing the common folk

"My guy, you are looking like an absolute apron."

by Dat Apron Guy November 21, 2022

Apron

An obese rust player, that has homosexual rizz.

He looks like an apron.
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by average man11 September 9, 2023

Aproneer

The person wearing an apron

George is the aproneer

by Drenny December 7, 2017

Pervert’s Apron

Also known as the soul patch, mouche, or jazz dab, the Pervert’s Apron is a small strip of hair underneath the lip on an otherwise clean shaven face. A moustache is however permitted, which the completes the Pervert’s Apron and Pervert’s Umbrella Combo.

I have gone down a strange internet hole looking at celebrity Pervert’s Aprons.

by banyeezy May 24, 2022