Applebees

The act of giving or receiving a blow-job in a public bathroom is to "Go to Applebees."

Jo: "So what did you end up doing on your date with Carly last night?"
Sam: "She wanted to go to Olive Garden. I wanted to go to Applebees. So we compromised and 'went to Applebees' in Olive Garden."

by Guy Fieri December 19, 2011

Johnny Appleseed

1. A sex act in which a man uses his thumbs to pack his testicles into an ass hole -- similarly to how one would pack a seed into the earth vis-à-vis the folk myth of Johnny Appleseed.

2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.

Richard Gere wouldn't have made such a name for himself if Pauly Shore had given him a Johnny Appleseed instead of that poor gerbil.

by Balki Bartokomouth September 6, 2013

Johnny Appleseeds

A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.

J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.

by Sean Cookson August 24, 2007

Applebee's Reply Guy

The greatest man on earth that is employed at Applebee's. He talks to fans of Applebee's on the facebook page.
Your lord and savior.

Have you accepted Applebee's Reply Guy as your lord and savior?

by LCFlygon July 28, 2012

Applebees

interj.
A term used when you know something you’re doing is going horribly wrong

A cry of power/anger/defeat

Ex. a man sprinkling apple cider at bees

gets stung APPLEBEES

by Mofo with no name May 30, 2021

Johnny Appleweed

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

........

So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?

by gnostic3 August 3, 2020

take grandma to applebee's

Rarely used slang term meaning "to have sex".

Amy and I are gonna go take grandma to Applebee's.

by CanisMinor October 3, 2017