antihoes

Doesn’t have nor want any hoes

Ayo Joshua over there stays to himself he antihoes.

by Bigm4 September 28, 2021

Artichoke Moment

When the artichoke

"Nice shirt!"
"Yeah it was an artichoke moment"

by zombietrex March 15, 2022

Artichoke

Hard to get any enjoyment from, not filling, rough around the edges, hard work for little payoff.

"Kyle was the biggest artichoke I've ever met!" "Ryan was an artichoke fo sho!" "Short Guy Ry Ry, the choke?"

by Emjsteelers August 14, 2022

Anticoomer

A complete celibate. Only girl he ever wants to kill is his mother.

Guy: You hear about John. It seems that he never even wants a girl. He's got like 5 internet filters on his browser.
Carl: He's an anticoomer. I just got slapped in the face by him for showing him an anime meme.
John: DON'T YOU DARE SHOW THAT SHIT TO MY EYES!

by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish January 9, 2023

Artichoke

Someone telling other to be quiet

Artichoke the shit out of you but my nuts keep getting stuck on your chin.

by LILBITOFLOVE December 4, 2025

Smokey Artichokey

The fantasy and/or act of having sex with a police officer who gave you a speeding ticket, as a way to get out of it.

I almost got ticketed for going 10 over, but I managed to pull a Smokey artichokey on him. He let me off Scott-free!

by Trixxie June 28, 2020

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö

Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

by Stefantastic November 23, 2021