Anteater Special

When you make a popular symbol with your hand, from the University of California, Irvine- and insert it either anally or vaginally, and trying to make them cum within' 3 zots.

Person 1: Yeah, our sex life has been pretty rough lately, nothing but Blowie Joeys
Person 2: Oh? Have you tried the Anteater Special? Zot Zot Zot Man!

by PetrTheAnteater October 6, 2022

Anteater

When a man does pushups on a nude beach and each pushup he makes certain his wiener touches the sand much like an anteater.

After getting slightly aroused by the all the titties around him at the nude beach mike dropped to the ground and pulled an anteater.

by Bassman12748 May 20, 2017

Anteating

Sticking your tongue into a man's urethra for sexual pleasure

Toby can't wait to go on a trip with his mates so he can start Anteating

by Barramundi13 January 21, 2022

anteater style

Tongue fucking in a very rapid manner in a completely straight motion while rolling your tongue.

Bob: Bruce tongue-fucked the shit out of Janice last night.

Tom: You mean they did it anteater style?

by Unposp December 4, 2016

Spitting Anteater

An ejaculating, uncircumcised penis where the semen appears to shoot from the elongated, tube-shaped snout of an anteater.

Dude, I walked in the door just in time to see his spitting anteater make a mess of the carpet.

by Sister Mary Margaret February 10, 2014

Anteater Hug

If an anteater looks like they want to hug you, you're already fucked

Person 1: Ha! Look, the anteater is T-Posing!
Person 2: He looks like he wants to give us a big Anteater Hug!
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We are here to mourn the death of Person 2, who sadly passed from being disemboweled by a T-Posing anteater.

by Doddged October 19, 2022

National Anteater Hate Day

The day where we burn, torment, and patronize the hell spawns called anteaters

“Hey dude its National Anteater Hate Day! Lets go burn some fuckers!”

by Ratacey March 12, 2021