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Amish Stress Ball

slang for a handjob. comes from the reasoning of amish people doing everything by hand, and putting all their problems into 1 thing. for example your penis.
(walk up to a prostitute) "how much for a amish stress ball?"
by aman mar December 9, 2012
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anishca

Anishca

Well to start, anishca is so genuine and always means what she says but always only ever mean the best. She’s super funny and will always find the bright side of a situation. Even though sometimes you wonder how you guys are such good friends, keep her she’s worth holding on to. She’ll never get jealous or care about what other people think of her because she’s bigger than that. She doesn’t care about being popular or having a boyfriend, but boys hit her up if u know her! No words can describe how amazing she is and how many friends she has so guys, when you meet anishca be her friend!
Omg is that anishca?
Yea!

Omg I hear she’s the best!
Let’s go talk to her!
by delaneyoneil22 June 6, 2019
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amish bowling

It’s bowling but the pins are amish people and the ball is your car. Hitting an individual Amish is 10 points while hitting an Amish on a scooter is 15 point. What you really should aim for would have to be the buggy’s because they’re a whopping 25 points each.
Bro what am I supposed to do the bowling alley closed down? That’s easy bro Amish Bowling.
by Reejus Crust May 13, 2020
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Amish Moon-Butter

/ämiSH mo͞on ˈbədər/ When you urinate into a persons ass and then churn it with your penis.
Jebebiah and Titus like to Amish moon-butter in the barn.
by Godfear’nMan May 10, 2023
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Amish vibrator

A dragonfly in a milk bottle. A useful tool for horny women with wide hips and an aversion to electricity.
Mary is ditching us tonight for her Amish vibrator.
by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010
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Amish Handjob

The act of using two wooden spoons, liberally spread with churned butter, to beat one's self or others off in an aggressive manner.
Went out last night looking for sex, but I settled for an Amish Handjob.
by theanonymousamish December 23, 2018
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Amish oil change

Amish oil change: when a woman performs Fellatio on a horse and spits the cum out.
that bitch gave the horse an Amish oil change, nearly choked before she could spit its baby batter out.
by sgtinf December 28, 2011
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