altiana

A beautiful girl that is very sweet. She gets annoyed easily but she has an amazing heart and is very selfless.

Person 1: Hey! Do you know who Altiana is?
Person 2: Yes! She's very sweet and I love her!

by mememachineb0ss March 10, 2016

Altiverse

When the multiverse isn't complicated enough to explain bad science fiction theories. The altiverse adds multiverses inside of multiverses.

While traveling to alternate timelines Ossuter prevented Bruce Springsteen from becoming popular which created an altiverse where New Jersey collapsed upon itself and became part of Delaware. In this altiverse people were happier and nicer to each other.

by Panta Loons July 21, 2019

altie

In the mid 1990s, "Altie" was used to refer to someone who subscribed to an alternative lifestyle-- whether skateboarding, proto-goth & emo, or punk.

"I could never date Chris, I'm a cheerleader and he's an altie."

by makr6000 January 16, 2009

Niggaz with Altitude

I saw Ice Cube on an airplane one time in New Jersey. I told him I was a big fan of Niggaz With Altitude.

I saw Ice Cube on an airplane one time in New Jersey. I told him I was a big fan of Niggaz With Altitude.

by Shread Fuxworthy August 22, 2011

Altitude

A thought, statement or action that is random is said to have Altitude

If someone asks a random question your response is "That question had a lot of altitude."

by Seeward Jones April 9, 2008

altie newspaper

A newspaper or magazine that is a smaller alternative to more mainstream, "credible" papers. It's often local, providing inside dirt on things going on in a particular city or area. Sometimes, such as in the case of The Onion, it's published online (however, the Onion is satire as opposed to an actual news source). Some things reported in these papers are not taken seriously, but they often cover important stories bigger papers won't touch. Often liberal in nature, they will also often publish some awesome comics such as Tom Tommorow's "This Modern World" or Derf's "The City." However, these papers, are not meant for a family audience. While usually free, they pay for this by running a lot of sex ads and other inappropriate stuff.

"I wanted to find out about some local bands and read "The City", so I got a free copy of my local altie newspaper."

by andriod5 September 26, 2005

altiona

Altiona is the cutest and funniest albanian girl you could ever met. She's a girl with class, grace and elegance. Extremly talented and beautiful. Really smart and a good friend. She's always there for you and always ready to talk shit about other bitches. Love you Tioni.

Damn that girl is Altiona.

by Gashi17 January 4, 2017