karlo alfonso

Someone who can be your soulmate, bestfriend, boyfriend, lover, future fiance, future husband and forever baby.

If you want to have a lover, have a Karlo Alfonso!

A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.

If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!

by AlienMermaid69 January 10, 2014

Almond dick

A game involving almonds being bounced off of a boner, into a cup or a open female mouth.

hey tom lets play some almond dick this friday

by wakawakacarlos September 8, 2010

almond mom

basically yolanda hadid telling her daughter gigi to eat half an almond after gigi said she was about to faint

„you know how my mom projects her body insecurities onto me?“

„yeah, she thinks we're still in the 90s. such an almond mom“

by materialgwoorl April 1, 2023

almond roca

Heaven in candy form. chocolate, toffee, almonds and walnuts.
The thing you use to make people fall in love with you.

Friend: you want some almond roca?
Friend 2: is it good?
Friend 3: dont ask just eat it. Stick it in your mouth, chew, swallow and then express you joy!

by iBadass December 22, 2008

allondra

Allondra is one of a kind. She is very outgoing and a great friend. She likes to help other people out before herself. She's kind of like an unlicensed counselor. Allondra is the best party partner, and it's never a dull moment when she's around.

Last night with Allondra was so fun! I need to invite her more.

Are you okay? Go talk to Allondra. She'll make you feel better.

by Rachael G. December 23, 2016

allons-y

is an old Earth saying, a phrase of great power and wisdom and consolation to the soul in time of need.

ALLONS-Y ALONSO!

by njmmagician February 2, 2010

Albon

A fucking hottie who is also super smart and super handsome who also is good at anything he does.

Oh, Albon is so sexy.

by EvEtheWhore January 22, 2019