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Alden's Climate Theory

A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.
Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?

Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020
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Alden

Most guys named Alden like really ugly girls
Wow Alden is over there he likes ugly girls
by AldenSwag69 January 20, 2020
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Alden

A grumpy and power abusing person. He's not friendly at all and keeps bulying others. Although he's a prefect, he still got Failed exam results everytime.
Alden Gan is living at Taman Pekaka
by Laosepi February 13, 2023
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Alden

He is a very nice person. He can be slightly rude when making jokes with friends, but in general he is a total cavalier/gentleman. He is ambivert.
Freind: "Out of all the cast and crew, who do you miss the most?"
You: "Definitely Alden!"
by cut the crap rn November 28, 2023
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Alden

Badi of all
by SunnysideAF November 23, 2021
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Oliver Alden

A great semi-god who pleases everyone he meets.
Person1: Wow my friend is amazing!
Person2: Well he sounds like an Oliver Alden!
by 123456789You are weird April 14, 2023
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Dirty Alden

When you shove your cat inside your asshole to clean out all the extra shit inside of you
A dirty alden really gets the job done. you should try it
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