Alden's Climate Theory

A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.

Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?

Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say

by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020

alden hiller

(n)-An especially gay, yet cool male who gets all the cock he wants; also a bottle of spray paint

(adj.)-Gay or having a good fashion sense

(n)-Hey! Whos that gay guy walking down the street?
-Why that's Alden Hiller!!!!!!!!

(n)- they wont sell me any Alden HIller!
- Well no wonder! you're not 18 yet

(adj)- You're Alden Hiller

by 8900 December 14, 2008

Alden

Most guys named Alden like really ugly girls

Wow Alden is over there he likes ugly girls

by AldenSwag69 January 20, 2020

Dirty Alden

When you shove your cat inside your asshole to clean out all the extra shit inside of you

A dirty alden really gets the job done. you should try it

by my mommy pooped herself May 29, 2020

Alden

A boy that is an angel. He loves and care for his family and friends no matter what... He may be quite yet he is still a fun guy!

"who is that quite boy?"
"he is Alden..."

" nerd."
" he is still a good friend!"

by LOLGAMIN September 11, 2020

Alden

alden is an amazing guy who can be your friend, lover or even act like your brother, he is a great boy with no bad intentions. he respects your opinion and has a GREAT sense of humour. if anyone makes you upset, he’d go beat that person up

me:hii alden went to beat the person who harassed me earlier on
friend:of course, it’s Alden.

by urmomissohotttt November 21, 2021

Alden

Badi of all

You're my favorite Alden!!!

by SunnysideAF November 23, 2021